Theo W. Pitchstead

Theo W. Pitchstead is a former hospitality veteran turned fiction fugitive. Equal parts satirist and storyteller, he writes with the precision of a scalpel and the subtlety of a thrown chair. When he’s not exposing society’s absurdities in prose, he’s negotiating truces between small children, cooking dangerously good food, and wondering if he should’ve just become a jazz pianist. He believes in bold fiction, uncomfortable laughter, and the undeniable power of saying what everyone’s thinking — out loud, on paper.